so i talked earlier about the newest american trend taking over the world...school shootings. and all the dudes i work with harped on and on about that only happened in america. UN! last week some poor dumb bastard wet up some other poor dumb bastards in, in, come on guess... yeah, yeah switzerland. what? yes the home of neutrality. no this dude didn't throw swiss army knives he came out blazing. and in true american fashion he posted a video on you tube before he did it. hopefully, since all of our trends are branching out to the world i can soon have 'family values' being crammed down my throat in italian. then they'll start bombing abortion clinics to stand for you know a right to life. folks gots to die for babies to be born and forgotten and become future crack heads, and homeless, and murderers. god bless us every one.
amen
p.s. if the second coming of christ is aborted does he rise three days later as a premature fetus? if so i'm totally down with that savior, and i will follow him into the womb of aborted heaven. yay!
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My personal Lord and Saviour is a clumpy, partial-birth blob that was accidentally delivered into a subway toilet. His name is Cecil. PRAISE HIM.
I miss you. Yes, I am fully aware of how gay that sounds.
Your sister's pretty cool and all, but no fucking beard. It makes a difference.
I will also follow this savior if he rises as an aborted fetus, but ONLY if it's from a trash can. Is it? From a trash can? ALSO, I got your text about Luda in over-dubbed Italian. Sounds like total hilarity. I mean, like total DIRTY SOUTH.
Email your mailing address so I can send you something, you fucking dick.
PS: I miss you too, but it isn't gay when I say it.
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