dude

i would like to retract my suggestion to hug someone. that is gay. actually punch someone then apologize profusely to get your point accross. wait is that a bad idea. dude i don't even know what day it is.

if you tired be quiet and go to sleep

p.s. go to youtube type in 'interpol alcatraz', i was totally at that show; facial.

rap music

so i went to a cd store here the other day. firstly i was impressed by thier vast metal section. however while i was waiting to check out i started thumbing through a magazine called 'hip hop'. on the cover was a big story about how 50 cent and lil wayne aer beefing. now any of you who know me and have seen my left forearm know i'm cash money till i die; but the quote from lil wayne was ridiculous. it said ' i'm from new orleans, and we kill for real.' 50 was saying something about how he was gonna break waynes neck. thought this is hilarious it raised some doubt in my head. where does this attitude come from. i mean originally mcs talked about violence to paint a picture of the problems in the ghetto. that intelligence has disentegrated to all mainstream rap talking about how they kill and sell crack. it's like they all signed up for the ronald reagan meal plan to make cash not knowing this is exactly what rich white america wanted. on top of that this attitude runs deeper. to me it is part of a global lose of humility. its the big dick complex. the i've got to be better, and have , more money, more stuff, and more power than everyone else. lil wayne and 50 cent is piss in the pot. however when world leaders exercise this mentality(where do you think poverty level folks learn it) people die. i'm not just talking about iraq, but roughly every war ever. ever since sargon decided to conquest and make an empire we have all been fucked. badically there is this big global push to make everything better. however, this won't happen until everyone gets over themselves. this is from bush trying to get oil and avenge his dad to the assholes who brawl in a bar over spilled beer, it's stupid. it's cyclical(as is everything) but somone has to break that cycle. so in an upcoming election year keep that in mind. if you think hillary clinton is going to change anything you're blind. she doesn't really even want to pull all troops out of the middleast. and right now we're building up to another showdown with russia. basically i0m not scared to die in a nuclear holocaust. i just don't want to have to live through world war 3 beacuse a bunch of rich assholes couldn't get their shit together. it goes like this einstien said it best, ' i do not know what the third world war will be fought with, but the fourth world war will be fought with sticks and stones.'

hug someone, and stop fighting it's stupid.

impressed

so this one is for folks who work in restaurants. most of you, i will assume, have seen when a person treats a champagne bottle like marie antoinette and slices the top off with a sword. impressive no? well i saw that one uped in abar last night. we went to get a beer for this dudes' birthday and the bartender, who was his friend, brought over a couple of bubbly. this dude picks one up, finds the seam, and then; i shit you not; with a crumber decapatates the sumbitch. i didn't really believe at first but then he did it agiain. it was neat. if you are a waiter you should learn this trick(it is all in the wrist). if when i return to the states someone can recreate this i will give them a high five. booyah

cash money motto make ya drank till ya throw up

yeeha

HAPPY THANKS... oh wait they don't have that here. well bang that then.

peace

go america

so this weekend we got a new guy in the kitchen. true story. he is japanese. so now i work with a bunch of italians, a german, and a japanese. i feel like i am in a bad world war 2 joke. at the same time i take solice in the fact if a all restaurant employee brawl were to break out i would most likely win. noe because of my kunf fu like quickness, or overwhelming strength thanks to my well sculpted guns. it would be because of my all supiour american badassness.

hell yeah(these colors only run when to get in shape bitch)

p.s. the brawl in question would have to take place in circa 1948 for the badassness to apply.
sorry.

uh

so i went to milan last night and watched blonde redhead and interpol. it was pretty much amazing. yeah that's about it. oh...if you though hipsters are bad in your town you should itaian skeezbag hipster gene splicing. there were so many cool people there the smooz was all over the floor. it was really slippery.

holla back youngin woo woo

counterpoint

so i talked earlier about the newest american trend taking over the world...school shootings. and all the dudes i work with harped on and on about that only happened in america. UN! last week some poor dumb bastard wet up some other poor dumb bastards in, in, come on guess... yeah, yeah switzerland. what? yes the home of neutrality. no this dude didn't throw swiss army knives he came out blazing. and in true american fashion he posted a video on you tube before he did it. hopefully, since all of our trends are branching out to the world i can soon have 'family values' being crammed down my throat in italian. then they'll start bombing abortion clinics to stand for you know a right to life. folks gots to die for babies to be born and forgotten and become future crack heads, and homeless, and murderers. god bless us every one.

amen

p.s. if the second coming of christ is aborted does he rise three days later as a premature fetus? if so i'm totally down with that savior, and i will follow him into the womb of aborted heaven. yay!

um....question

so needless to say on this little excursion i've had a lot of me time. that has translated into a lot of reading. most of the former has had to do with the misadventures of a certain red dog and a family of jewish bears(think hard). and being the analytical cat that i am this had me thinking. first, do jewish bears have to abide be dietary laws? if so obviously pigs are out. but can they eat cows? i mean wouldn't that be mixing milk and meat plates. i'm just trying to clear it up because these bears need to know they're hungry man.

holla