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so i've got two things to address. first, why hasn't the half pint made it into the states. it is absolutely brilliant. only have a 15 minute break have a half pint. just got done calling for dinosaurs after too many whiskeys and you need to wash the taste of burn and acid out of your mouth and not look like a bitch; have a half pint. bars here and all over europe have this amazing phenomon that i want to be able to have all the time. it is brilliant. secondly, i had the half german walk up to me and sing david hasselhof to me like it was the new shit and i was on the outside looking in. i told him to check into slap braclets and tight rolled pants too because those were big in the time that he is apparantly still living in. i guess it is true that europe in 20 years behind in pop culture which is wierd. wait till they discover the rubix cube they are going to shit themselves.

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