so i was just informed it is snowing in baghdad. apparantly this is the first time this has happened. if you are a biblical scholar like me then you know what this means. it is the coming of god's back up plan the armagaydon. unlike that stupid rapture that happens so quickly this chokes man out. what happens is everyone turns gay but no one likes it. so, we are all gettin pounded prison style with no joy and no babies. slowly but surely man dies out. the kicker already gay people get to be pitcher so all you none gay lovers get ready.
night night keep your butthole tight
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It totally snowed here last week too! It was beautiful! That is if you were up early enough to see it before it turned into a big brown slushy. It came down pretty hard for ummmm, an hour maybe. Everyone ran to the store for milk and bread. School was canceled. Work was closed. So everyone could stay home and take a picture of both flakes as they fell and eat their milk sandwiches. Not nearly long enough for ArmyGAYdon. So I guess you're in luck. Jason's back door goody is still in tact. In fact you've been gone so long he's practically a virgin again. Welcome home Baghdaddy!
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