history

so stop all this new confounded history update bullmess. i've got the facts right here. nevermind there is absolute proof that the vikings were in the americas in the 1200s; don't worry about the chinese finding info destroyed in the maoist revolution that they were there in 1421(when the traversed the whole world in your face magellan!); the truth is old christabelle colombus is still the man. ask anyone in italy. since they won the world cup and subsequently have the most imporaant defunct empire to date that means that are technically the shit. the also invented sliced bread and breathing, booyah. it is science dude and even god can't argue with that. fact is so last millenia. this age is about propaghanda. so with that in mind punch a gay in that face, hate everyone that doesn't agree with you, and don't worry about global warming becasue the rapture is close(this generation of hotbox pulpits has got it figured out). the only sad fact about that is old jerry "jesus hell-yeah" fallwell doesn't get his armageddon merit badge he already died; pussy. remember this if you're hands are full with work, life, bills, depression, and a gun in your mouth put that crap down. as the great method man said "hands are for holding forties and blunts son." and with the great do what you want as long as you feel bad about it chrstian loophole we can all live that idealogy and still go to heaven. yay! jesus is the bees' knees.

kill everyone-god is down with that