florence

so i have been traveling for the last week or so and have been some places. went to rome it was dirty. went to venice it smelled bad. then i landed on a little place called florence and booyah. this place is amazing. barring the fact that in its' history it has porbably housed the best artist ever, it is an beautiful city. i had one of the best meals i've ever had a place called cibreo(go there), i saw where all the ninja turtles are buried, and then i saw the david. i had actually seen this 10 years ago but apparently was too cool to understand how ridonculous it is. michelangelo must have been a dick because he basically said, "oh you do sculpture well check this out. and in my free time i'll paint and build churches." also the duomo(i don't like jesus and really don't like churches) but it is the most metal thing ever. giotto was in metal church i think. fun fact he was also 4 feet tall and supposedly hunchback. in everyone's face.

art sucks now

p.s. if you know what harry's bar is in venice don't go there. unless you enjoy being treated like garbage and being overcharged for steamtable food. ooooo i said it what.

hey ya

christmas in europe is sweet. we had a lovely roast of jesus loin for dinner. catholics are wierd.

church

are you serious?

so this is a shoutout to all my peeps in the chez fonfon kitchen. this dude i work with asked me if nellyville was an actual place. i told him my heart absolutely.

to my heathans

this is what i think about

two points. i am from alabama. and there we love football and hate faggots(the royal we). that being said the two most popular things are nascar and jesus. so why are people obsessed with a bunch of dudes running around an anus like circle trying to grab the pole. also why i am always being told to get some jesus in me. if god is decreeing all this gays be damned then why would his illegitamate child be wanting to bang me so bad. i am confused. so now i bang dudes while going one hundred miles per hour in cars. fast butt sex is boss.

ya dig

p.s. i'm vegetarian now only eat beans - weezy f. baby greatest rapper alive since the greatest rapper retired

history

so stop all this new confounded history update bullmess. i've got the facts right here. nevermind there is absolute proof that the vikings were in the americas in the 1200s; don't worry about the chinese finding info destroyed in the maoist revolution that they were there in 1421(when the traversed the whole world in your face magellan!); the truth is old christabelle colombus is still the man. ask anyone in italy. since they won the world cup and subsequently have the most imporaant defunct empire to date that means that are technically the shit. the also invented sliced bread and breathing, booyah. it is science dude and even god can't argue with that. fact is so last millenia. this age is about propaghanda. so with that in mind punch a gay in that face, hate everyone that doesn't agree with you, and don't worry about global warming becasue the rapture is close(this generation of hotbox pulpits has got it figured out). the only sad fact about that is old jerry "jesus hell-yeah" fallwell doesn't get his armageddon merit badge he already died; pussy. remember this if you're hands are full with work, life, bills, depression, and a gun in your mouth put that crap down. as the great method man said "hands are for holding forties and blunts son." and with the great do what you want as long as you feel bad about it chrstian loophole we can all live that idealogy and still go to heaven. yay! jesus is the bees' knees.

kill everyone-god is down with that

complaint

so apparently yesterday was world aids day. i have a little complaint to lodge with the promoters of that whole mess. maybe you guys should be a little more specific like world against aids day; because i definately went out and got aids. thanks assholes.